Carol Singers
We had two lots of carol singers round within 10 minutes of each other tonight. The first didn't really hang around - Jacob decided to come and see who was at the door and was naked from the waist down (courtesy of potty training). As they were all young girls, they dissolved giggling and left before they'd even completed a full verse of Away in a Manger.
The second lot were much better - they sang the first verse of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, but to be fair, Jacob didn't come and flash them.
2 Comments:
NOW I KNOW! I wonder if sending my son to the door bottomless works for Mormon missionaries too?
(my son is 21. something in the back of my mind is telling me that giggles won't be the response.)
What you want to do is keep a bowl of instant coffee by the door and when the mormons call, just throw a sprinkling of granules at them.
They'll all run off shouting "Aiiieeeeee, stimulants, it burnnnnnnns".
Its a similar principle to vampires and holy water, and works just as well.
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