Celebrity Big Brother
Whereas I don't watch the programme (reality tv is just another circle of hell that Dante didn't get around to blogging about), I've been quite interested in the racism issue that's recently become the over-riding preoccupation of the entire British media.
Now, I'm not going to talk about it at length because a) its been done to death by the media and b) I haven't seen any of the programme and commenting on something you haven't seen is the worst kind of Mary Whitehouse behaviour.
But this much I know. She might have spent a fortune on cosmetic surgery, but Jade Goody still has the face of a pig.
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Her mum Jackiey is even worse:
"In Autumn 2006, she underwent considerable cosmetic surgery; including breast enhancement, face lift, cheek implants, laser eye sugery and dental work. This was for the Living TV programme, Extreme Makeover. The surgery cost the show £30,000. Budden was forbidden from seeing her friends and family for three months from the time she had the surgery to when the show was aired." (Wikipedia)
And she still looks like "a sandpapered orang-utan on the verge of grabbing a pool cue in anger" (Charlie Brooker).
I reckon they should keep Jade and her family in the house permanently and then send in a succession of 'talent' to annoy them for weeks at a time.
"Celebrity Pig Bother" anyone?
I favour the expression "a face like a dropped pie".
ROFLMAO!!!
That's going to be up there with my other favourite comments "face like a bag of smashed crabs" and "ugly as a box of frogs" :-))
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