Cocks R Us?
I'm not sure which interests me more - the fact that someone has sat down and carefully crafted a woollen willy (complete with ribbed "veins"), or the fact that they retail for £20 here. (with thanks to the Knit Nurse for the link)
Perhaps there's gold in them there members. I could build a whole cottage industry around it - supplier of woollen cocks to the stars. And it would certainly be a talking point at parties - "what do you do for a living?" "oh, I make penises out of wool. They're selling like hotcakes, but absolute murder for my carpal tunnel syndrome" "erm, it was nice meeting you, excuse me if I spend the rest of the evening avoiding you like the plague".
posted by Rowan @ 11:55 AM
4 Comments:
the Chippendale's could become your first, and most demanding, customers.
Do those come in size Maxim?
I suspect they may be resolutely flaccid.
Not to mention the absorbency issue.
these are so bizarrely lifelike. Yet not. Some people have loads of time on their hands.
omfg lmfao
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