A Troubled Conscience

I've been wresting with my conscience as to whether I should admit that during my tenure at the BBC I falsified the winner of an internal competition to win a promotional copy of the interactive Dinosaurs dvd.

I was pulling correct answers out of the hat and one of the winners was someone I used to work with and didn't like. So I stuck it back in the hat and pulled out another.

Its obviously a sign of endemic corruption of the BBC staff that when I uttered the words "Eleanor Macann, what a cow, she's not getting one" and put the card back in the hat, that not one person challenged my behaviour. Either that or they agreed that she was a cow.

*Snigger*.