We've just spent a week in Center Parcs (spelled incorrectly in every language, apparently) in Penrith, Cumbria. And we had an excellent time.

The park was larger than I thought and our lodge was a good 15 minute walk from the village centre; not a problem if you're an adult, but a real issue when you have the world's slowest walker, Jacob Winter, with you. So we hired a couple of bikes and a trailer for the kids to ride in; fine on the level and going down hill, but murder going up hill. And as this was the edge of the Lake District, there were lots of hills....

We had half-and-half very good weather/extremely bad weather - the joys of holidaying in England - but thanks to the "Subtropical Swimming Paradise" (that's the indoor pool to you and me) and a comprehensive programme of kiddie activities, it wasn't really an issue

Sam spent a couple of mornings in their creche - he's never been away from us before, so there was a bit of apprehension as to how he'd settle, but he didn't want to leave the first time and was beating on the gate to be let in when he arrived the second time. He also came to a Tots Tunes session with me and had a fabulous time banging drums and shaking cow bells etc.

Jacob had a fuller social diary; we went to a Tots Dance session, the creche, Magic of Mammals (polecats, foxes, sugar-gliders, chincillas), an Outing with Owls, pony trekking and decorating gingerbread men (and eating an awful lot of sweets at the same time).

Doug went quad-biking and an archery session; I just looked after small children. Next time we go, I'll arrange it better and get both kids in the creche at the same time while I go to the spa and get a massage or a facial.

Everyone enjoyed swimming and jumping about in the waves. Doug and I actually managed to get on the flumes, the rapids, the slides and the Canyon Ride, although he kept getting stuck courtesy of his "high friction swimming trunks".
Anyway, it was an extremely enjoyable (if expensive) week and we're planning to go back later in the year. Just give me time to recover first!!