Bad Mood

I've been in a bad mood since about 4.30pm. It stems from a) the tension controls on my sewing machine failing to maintain both upper and lower tension and b) being on my own for the day with virtually zero adult contact.

Anyway, I've drunk far too much already (and you have my permission to pass this to the prosecution barristers should something awful befall my children between now and their bedtime in 30 mins), and I'm getting the feeling that I should make myself something horribly indulgent like rice pudding and eat it whilst watching an appalling wallowy film like Slipper and the Rose or Gone with the Wind; the sort of film that any bloke walking in to the room while you're watching it would go "What sort of rubbish is this?" and immediately spoil any enjoyment you might have from it now or in the future.